2018-03-22: It's not cheating if there's no game → 2018-03-29: One year, two months, three weeks, five days. → 2018-04-12: Didn't think I'd be gone that long. Sorry.
2018-03-24: You were tied up with Tony. L i t e r a l l y. (continued here)
2018-03-30: Numbing gel in the medkit, scotch in the sideboard, bring them both down? (Auxiliary here; continued here)
2018-03-30: If it's knife tricks you're interested in this night, I could be convinced to indulge you.
2018-03-30: I look like I was mauled by a rabid dog.
2018-04-01: Buckaroo, that's your version of a booty call.
2018-04-02: No, that'd be even worse. I'd pine, it's ridiculous, it's pathetic.
2018-04-02: Use your words, then. Give me an ode or something.
2018-04-02: Perhaps a five-point-three if I'm being generous.
2018-04-06: You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
2018-04-13: Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
2018-04-13: while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
2018-04-13: Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
2018-04-20: after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
2018-04-20: I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
2018-04-20: When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
2018-04-20: i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
2018-04-20: I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots and I'm not sure how to feel about this.
2018-04-23: Hey- so I need a little help market testing these; no biggie, just keep them on for a week. Good?
2018-04-25: A thousand miles away and you're surprising me already. I'll take good notes. Thanks
2018-04-27: Don't you look at me in that tone of voice; (continued here)
2018-04-27: I don't want to date him. I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
2018-04-27: Well, if I'm not getting orgasms or sleep then I'm not interested.
2018-05-04: Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?; (continued here)
2018-05-04: I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him. (continued here)
2018-05-04: Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits and instead I have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
2018-05-04: I'm just saying it's too early for your penis.
2018-05-04: People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas. Save me. (continued here)
2018-05-04: Through a complicated series of events, I wound up on a deserted planet with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us. (continued here)
2018-05-11: thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
2018-05-11: He's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your teammate at every opportunity, and if you think he's thinking of sex, tell him he's a slut."
2018-05-11: The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
2018-05-18: You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into my bed. (continued here)
2018-05-18: We all have to be good at something. Mine are infiltration, espionage, killing and property damage.
2018-05-18: His ex-girlfriend sent him a picture of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her one back of me sucking his dick. Still not sorry.
2018-05-18: The moral of the story is that you don't use real knives for knifeplay after that many bottles of vodka.
2018-05-25: I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
2018-06-08: Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
2018-06-12: It ought to be a crime for any hand but my own to look so enticing holding a blade.
2018-06-15: I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
2018-06-22: Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
2018-06-22: I left the party 20 min ago...just thought I would tell you so you wouldn't think I fell in the lake again
2018-06-22: I just found peanut butter between my tits. Of course it's your fault.
2018-06-22: I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam. Come get me immediately.
2018-06-22: But why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
2018-06-22: What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
2018-06-29: He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the hospital.
2018-07-06: My vomit had glitter in it. At this point I think 'too much' has lost all meaning.
2018-07-13: Your ability to whip out your dick and take a picture anytime I text you is startling. (Loki)
2018-07-13: Your ability to whip out your dick and take a picture anytime I text you is startling. (Tony)
2018-07-13: I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
2018-07-13: I've seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about "how to eat ass". Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it needs to chill
2018-07-20: I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
2018-07-20: Why is there a porcupine in the kitchen?
2018-08-03: You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
2018-08-17: There are flour footprints all over the house. Either you guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or you got drunk and tried to make pancakes. (Tony)
2018-08-17: There are flour footprints all over the house. Either you guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or you got drunk and tried to make pancakes. (Loki)
2018-08-17: You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
2018-08-17: I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. He's grown up a lot.
2018-10-26: I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
2018-10-26: Not to be dramatic, but I'd rather be flayed alive than answer her phone calls.
2018-11-02: The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch.
2018-11-16: What was I thinking last night? Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
2018-11-16: Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
2018-11-16: I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
2018-12-07: They brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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with Belle
Storyline: It started out with a kiss
2018-03-02: ...I'm an engineer why are you surprised I find/found the arm attractive? (continued here)
2018-03-05: ...I thought I had a rule about you and pants- in that you aren't allowed to have any.
2018-03-16: How many of the singles in my desk are yours?
2018-03-17: Wear something long enough and you get used to it.
2018-03-20: ...you want me to talk science at you and get you all bendy and slippery. Is it christmas?
2018-04-07: I kind of maybe miss you.
2018-04-07: Better idea; Maglev cuffs.
2018-11-04: Rough job?
Storyline: The Soldier and The Mechanic
2018-04-08: I will comply.
2018-04-14: Mistake
2018-05-16: Body heat
2018-12-13: Icarus
2018-12-24: Holiday
Storyline: Cecaelia
2018-04-17: Okay so it's a guy. And he's half octopus.
2018-05-09: What're you reading? This is so boring, I'm dying.
→ to here
Storyline: Tails and Hands and Voices
2018-07-22: Sing for me
with Belle and Kristin
Storyline: Not Just A Game
2018-03-22: It's not cheating if there's no game
→ 2018-03-29: One year, two months, three weeks, five days.
→ 2018-04-12: Didn't think I'd be gone that long. Sorry.
2018-03-24: You were tied up with Tony. L i t e r a l l y. (continued here)
2018-03-30: Numbing gel in the medkit, scotch in the sideboard, bring them both down? (Auxiliary here; continued here)
2018-03-30: If it's knife tricks you're interested in this night, I could be convinced to indulge you.
2018-03-30: I look like I was mauled by a rabid dog.
2018-04-01: Buckaroo, that's your version of a booty call.
2018-04-02: No, that'd be even worse. I'd pine, it's ridiculous, it's pathetic.
2018-04-02: Use your words, then. Give me an ode or something.
2018-04-02: 12. If we're playing THAT game.
2018-04-02: Perhaps a five-point-three if I'm being generous.
2018-04-06: You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
2018-04-13: Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
2018-04-13: while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
2018-04-13: Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
2018-04-20: after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
2018-04-20: I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
2018-04-20: When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
2018-04-20: i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
2018-04-20: I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots and I'm not sure how to feel about this.
2018-04-23: Hey- so I need a little help market testing these; no biggie, just keep them on for a week. Good?
2018-04-25: A thousand miles away and you're surprising me already. I'll take good notes. Thanks
2018-04-27: Don't you look at me in that tone of voice; (continued here)
2018-04-27: I don't want to date him. I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
2018-04-27: Well, if I'm not getting orgasms or sleep then I'm not interested.
2018-05-04: Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?; (continued here)
2018-05-04: I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him. (continued here)
2018-05-04: Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits and instead I have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
2018-05-04: I'm just saying it's too early for your penis.
2018-05-04: People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas. Save me. (continued here)
2018-05-04: Through a complicated series of events, I wound up on a deserted planet with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us. (continued here)
2018-05-11: thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
2018-05-11: He's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your teammate at every opportunity, and if you think he's thinking of sex, tell him he's a slut."
2018-05-11: The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
2018-05-18: You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into my bed. (continued here)
2018-05-18: We all have to be good at something. Mine are infiltration, espionage, killing and property damage.
2018-05-18: His ex-girlfriend sent him a picture of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her one back of me sucking his dick. Still not sorry.
2018-05-18: The moral of the story is that you don't use real knives for knifeplay after that many bottles of vodka.
2018-05-25: I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
2018-06-08: Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
2018-06-12: It ought to be a crime for any hand but my own to look so enticing holding a blade.
2018-06-15: I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
2018-06-22: Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
2018-06-22: I left the party 20 min ago...just thought I would tell you so you wouldn't think I fell in the lake again
2018-06-22: I just found peanut butter between my tits. Of course it's your fault.
2018-06-22: I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam. Come get me immediately.
2018-06-22: But why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
2018-06-22: What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
2018-06-29: He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the hospital.
2018-07-06: My vomit had glitter in it. At this point I think 'too much' has lost all meaning.
2018-07-13: Your ability to whip out your dick and take a picture anytime I text you is startling. (Loki)
2018-07-13: Your ability to whip out your dick and take a picture anytime I text you is startling. (Tony)
2018-07-13: I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
2018-07-13: I've seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about "how to eat ass". Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it needs to chill
2018-07-20: I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
2018-07-20: Why is there a porcupine in the kitchen?
2018-08-03: You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
2018-08-17: There are flour footprints all over the house. Either you guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or you got drunk and tried to make pancakes. (Tony)
2018-08-17: There are flour footprints all over the house. Either you guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or you got drunk and tried to make pancakes. (Loki)
2018-08-17: You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
2018-08-17: I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. He's grown up a lot.
2018-10-26: I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
2018-10-26: Not to be dramatic, but I'd rather be flayed alive than answer her phone calls.
2018-11-02: The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch.
2018-11-16: What was I thinking last night? Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
2018-11-16: Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
2018-11-16: I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
2018-12-07: They brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
2018-12-28: Holiday Tropes
2019-01-04: Blood and glitter go together right?
2019-01-11: Woke up with a label across my forehead that only says BITES. Care to explain?
with Myriad
Storyline: Code: ɹǝʇuᴉM
2018-05-31: Stargazing
→ to here
2018-06-05: Conversations
2018-06-08: Tifflin'
Storyline: GammaWinter
2018-03-26: Winter Wonderland
2018-06-29: Tifflin'
2018-07-16: Insomnia
2018-12-14: Baby, It's Cold Outside
Storyline: One Foot in Front of the Other
2018-12-22: Island Stories
2018-12-25: Mistletoe and Cocktails
2019-01-03: He's alive?
2019-01-13: It was real?
2019-01-13: The hardest part is hurting you.
2019-01-18: Come down off the roof.
→ continued here
with D
Storyline: What If
2019-01-17: How quick can you pack for the Arctic? (
2019-02-16: Is this some ploy to get me to rest? (
2019-03-07: With you. Not alone. (
2019-03-12: I'm making another pot, you want one? (
2019-03-13: Buck? I got cut off down the east hall. There's a door I can't open. (
2019-03-20: You get out of the factory early? (
2019-03-25: Did I miss the party? (
2019-04-07: Do you always try to make friends with people who embarrass themselves in front of their bosses? (
2019-04-16: I was bored and hungry. Do you want to get some Thai? (
2019-05-08: Stay back. Just---stay over there, okay? (
with Zee
Storyline: Bucky vs. the DC Universe
2021-03-23: New Friends with Clark Kent (
2021-03-27: Not Roommates with Dick Grayson (